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Friday, February 24, 2012

Silly Saturday Laughs for Feb. 25

Time for some Saturday Silliness!

For all those parents who are watchful of who their daughters date, here is the application for you.
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HOW TO START A FIGHT...

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...

The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied,

“Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”

And that’s how the fight started.....

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I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

“I’ll have the rump steak, rare, please.”

He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”

“Nah, she can order for herself.”

And that’s when the fight started.....

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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again
I handed her a toothbrush. I said, “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.”

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, “What’s on TV?”

I said, “Dust.”

And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.”

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started......

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I'm in a hurry. I'll take a glazed, maple bar, and a jelly donut.

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6 comments:

  1. I almost peed in my pants with the how to start a fight story. The walmart one is so true too. And I need to save that form for future use,lol

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  2. Giggle!! Love that pool video. Thank you for linking to the Thursday Favorite Things blog hop linky party. Big Hugs and smooches and wishes for a beautiful weekend. P.S. Did you get your entry in for the sweetheart giveaway?

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  3. hahaha..I love everything about tho post!

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  4. thank you for sharing! i am cracking up at this silly saturday post lol

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  5. That 'application to date my daughter' is hilarious - especially #6 and #10!

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  6. wish that application was around when my oldest started dating. I have to print it out for the 2 younger now! love it!

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