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Friday, April 6, 2012

Silly Saturday for April 7, 2012

Bunny Jokes

When is an elephant like the Easter Bunny?
When he's wearing his cute little Easter Bunny suit.

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.

Molly Mole: What's the difference between the Easter rabbit and a mattababy?
Barney: What's a mattababy?
Molly Mole: Nothing. What's the matter with you?

Where do Easter bunnies dance?
At the basketball.

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Because he was eggo-centric!

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has four rabbits' feet

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.

What do you call a bunny with a large brain?

What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?
A hare-net.

How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for three hours!

What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
Cheer up!

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny.

How do you post a bunny?
Hare mail

How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
Hoppy Easter

The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building.

Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute.

The substitute wanted to know what to play.

"Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances."

During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."

At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner."

And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!

I warned him about the microwave!

Easter is tomorrow!
Come back tomorrow for Easter edition of Serene Sunday

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