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Friday, June 29, 2012

Silly Saturday for June 30, 2012


It's the last day of June.  Let's celebrate with a little silliness!
No matter how hard we try to get it.
The big dog always takes it away from us!

Ten best caddy responses......

Number :10
Golfer: “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”

Number : 9
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”

Number : 8
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes . . . . You miss the ball much closer now.”

Number : 7
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: “Eventually.”

Number : 6
Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so . . . .That would be too much of a coincidence.”

Number : 5
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: “It’s not a watch - it’s a compass.”

Number : 4
Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddy: “It’s very good - but personally, I prefer golf.”

Number : 3
Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: “The way you play, it’s a sin on any day.”

Number : 2
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago.”

And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”





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4 comments:

  1. LOOOL, I love the big fluffy floating cats :D

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  2. LOL!!! I love the little doggy in the little pool. And I love all the jokes. My favorite is how it is a sin to play how you are. This is exactly how I play,lol! Come link it up:) SUPER CUTE!! Happy last day of July!

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  3. Like the golf ones. My husband golfs.

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  4. I love that dog! I could totally see mine doing the same :P Well, she actually like to try to 'blow up' the sofa but we keep telling her it's not inflatable...

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