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Friday, November 2, 2012

Silly Saturday - Silly Politics - November 3, 2012



Just a little political humor right before the election.

You Know Your Broke When...

American Express calls and says, “Leave home without it!”

Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.

Long distance companies don’t call you to switch anymore.

You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

Your bologna has no first name.

You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.

Sally Struthers sends you food.

McDonald’s supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

On Thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal.

At communion you go back for seconds.

You wash your toilet paper.

You have to save up to be poor.

You’re in college.

Your imaginary friend has more money than you.

You owe yourself money.





5 comments:

  1. I must say shame on me because I think the video made me laugh the most! It's okay Hubby laughed too! Have a great weekend.

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  2. lol..I love the whole McDonald's supplies your kitchen should I be concerned that at this moment there is actual dipping sauce in my fridge from McDonald's

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  3. Guilty of the McDonald's supplying my kitchen as well! And Taco Bell, and Arby's, and.... LOL! I love the Star Wars picture, so true! Found you through the blog hop!

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  4. Those are hilarious! I've definitely searched my house for change on more than a few occasions!

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  5. So funny! I think my favorite is when American Express calls and says leave home without it. LOL- you wash your toilet paper. How do you find all these adorable quotes. I seriously laugh hysterically when you post these!

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