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Saturday, June 1, 2013

Silly Saturday - June 1, 2013



My goodness, is it already June???  Half of the year is gone already, and we still need more silliness and laughter.  It sure does help relieve the stress of the week.



I tend to walk on my toes, and wearing high heels just came naturally to me.  I always get a kick out of girls who want to wear these super high heels, and just can't walk right in them.


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Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”


She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals .......very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could kill them and make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.


I told her, “Colonel Sanders.” Guess where I am now...

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2 comments:

  1. bwahahahahahahaha Those are too funny my friend! LMAO You really should link up with me on Friday hahahaha... wait I think you did. Anyway, not to many want to laugh anymore. I get discouraged, so maybe I'll stop Friday anything all together & that's a shame because I really like the jokes & the flashback ones. Oh well, such is life. By the way that rafflecopter is fixed & also I made a mistake on Monday's theme please go check it out in my sidebar & pass the word. Off to fix it now. THANKS and thanks for sharing this hilarious stuff! That poor model OUCH!!!

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  2. The hand gif. at the end has me in stiches! I can't stop laughing at it :P Thanks for the post!

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