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Friday, September 20, 2013

Silly Saturday - September 21, 2013


It's time once again...

to get SILLY!


A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher.

Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn’t noticeable.

On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

Dead silence.....

The rest of the year went very smoothly.





Have a great weekend!






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4 comments:

  1. Hi Danielle, hope your weekend is going well. You always find a good funny. Come and Join in Weekends Are Fun

    Have a great weekend.
    Oh My Heartsie Girl
    Karren

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  2. LOL love these! Happy Saturday everyone.

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  3. Sometimes whenever I want to smile or feel a tad better all I have to do it some over to your blog! Have a great weekend & I always click on your picket fence. hugs

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  4. I love the millionaire/billionare. So funny! You win for finding the most unique laughs! Thanks for making me smile each week and brightening up my day!

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