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Friday, March 7, 2014

Silly Saturday - Time for Fun and Laughs - March 8, 2014


It's time once again for more




The Apple

A woman went through a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s car.

Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, “Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

The man replied, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”

The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”

Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

She replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”

Adam ate the apple, too!

Men will never learn!


King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites.

His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates , the most valuable diamond in the ancient world..

Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan.

Croesus said, “I’ll give you 100,000 dinars for it.”

“But I paid a million dinars for it,” the King protested.

“Don’t you know who I am? I am the king!”

Croesus replied :
“When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are.”


 Have you heard any good jokes this last week.  Please share them with us!



1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahaha The last one is a hoot. Just gave hubby your link. He loves stuff like this. Oh I see your a Sverve member I just joined I love it. Made money already too. They say if you get members you can earn two bucks a member.

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